BEWARE: offensive material below. If you’re a really, really nice person you can skip this.
For Verbal Interactions: A Hindi Lexicon for Scambaiting
Moron Moorkh (Moork)
Idiot Bevakooph (bee-va- koof )
Sister [insult] Behenji (Ba- hen -gee)
Bitch Kutiya ( Koot- ya)
Little Man Chhota aadamee ( Cho da ahd- mee)
Little Boy Chhota Bachcha ( Cho da Ba- cha)
Little Girl Chhotee Bachchee ( Cho dee Ba- ch ee )
Thief Chor
Bad Thief Bura Chor
Kid Bachcha ( Ba- cha)
Bastard [very offensive] Huraamee [is literal]
Slut/Whore Gustee (Gus- tee)
One Who gets assfu*ked regularly Gaandoo
Maadar chode [very offensive] Motherfu*ker [is literal]
Ass torn from anal? Phat gayii (Fat Gayee)
I will fu*k your ass and tear it. Phat doong- aa
Non-verbal Interactions for cut and paste purposes, some also listed in the Hindi alphabet. (Most are impossible to say aloud in a smooth or intelligent way.)
चूत के पकोड़े
(chuut kay pa-ko-ray)
=You vagina pakora [quite light and somewhat friendly]
Offensive names for an Indian. “तेरी माँ की साकी नाका” and “तेरी माँ की साकी नाका” [prob get triggered]
अति दुर्बल भेन्चोदा
(uh-ti dur-bal bhen-cho-daa)
=spineless douche - [not too serious]
Tere baap ko us raat chup chaap so Jana chahiye tha.
=dad should have shut up and gone to sleep that night. [burn]
अगर आप चैट करते हैं, तो क्या आपको बुरा लगता है?
(agar aap chait karate hain, to kya aapako bura lagata hai?) [prob a trigger]
=Do you mind if I jerk off while we chat?
अरे दोस्त, क्या तुमने कभी अपने लिंग को गाय में फंसाया है?
(are dost, kya tumane kabhee apane ling ko gaay mein phansaaya hai?) [very offensive]
=hey buddy, have you ever stuck your dick in a cow hole?
मैं इस चीज़बर्गर से प्यार कर रहा हूं।
(main is cheezabargar se pyaar kar raha hoon.) [insensitive]
= I’m loving this cheeseburger.
आपके शरीर में 206 हड्डियाँ हैं, आपको एक और चाहिए?
(aapake shareer mein 206 haddiyaan hain, aapako ek aur chaahie?) [silly, baiting]
= You’ve got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
क्या वे तुम हो?
kya ve tum ho?
[if camera accessed] Is that you?
Compiled and created by SqrlGrl in tribute to Scammer Revolts xo
