Their robot must’ve started talking the moment my non-customized voicemail greeting said “hello” or something. Below is the transcript. I do ask that you pretend to have an imaginary friend that is also accepting the bullshit they say.
“…To inform you that there’s a legal enforcement actions filed on your social security number for fraudulent activities. So when you get this message kindly call back at the earliest possible on our number before we begin with the legal proceedings that is 412-465-1828.”