Care Inwayen? from the “financial analysis office” called today. What a unique name! She must be from that “my baby must have a unique name” craze in the late 2010s.
$60k
315-208-3906
Audrey Lewis of the “funding approval desk”
$65k
315-208-3911
and again 45 min later
Exactly 1 min later…
Elizabeth Jones from “the approval office”
$45k
315-208-3915
Diana Campbell from the “client evaluation office”
$40k
315-208-3919
Hannah Hall of the “client evaluation desk”
$80k
315-208-3925
Ellie Wilson following up from “the approval group”
$50k
315-208-3932
Called three times today. They must be desperate.
Layla Walker from “the account prescreening unit”
$40k
315-208-3938
Luna Taylor from “the financial analysis office”
$70k
315-208-3943
Eleanor Jones from “the eligibility review division”
$55k
315-208-3965
So, I got 4 calls in 3 minutes. If this is some elaborate plan to figure out which number is mine, I don’t even care. At least they would stop calling.
Philla Moore from the approval team, $60k – 315-208-3976
Gianna Garcia (x3) from the funding approval unit, $45k – 315-208-3975
This one was very garbled, painful to listen to. I think their internet is crapping out.
Layla Pa? from account prescreening department, $65k
315-208-3984
Skyler Wilson from “the approval team” offering $60k $550/mo
315-215-8010
This AI voice is bringing the southern charm.
Penelo-ping Wynn from “the credit review office” offering $45k $400/mo
315-215-8020
Emma Lopez from “the loan review department” offering $30k / $450/mo.
315-215-8037
Lucy Roberts from “the approval desk”
$60k / $725/mo
315-215-8043
Selma (Cella?) Smith from the “pre-qualification group”
$55k / $275/mo
315-215-8045
Having trouble with my voicemail today. Still got the callback number.
315-215-8097
Still having trouble with voicemail. Until it’s fixed, all I can offer are the callback numbers.
315-208-3919 (getting reused?)
315-208-3908
315-208-3901
315-208-3891
315-208-3879
315-208-3869
315-208-3858
315-208-3802
315-205-9116
315-215-8150
315-215-8146
315-215-8138
315-215-8127
New number today. They’re just not giving up.
315-208-3930
Two new numbers today:
315-208-3941
315-208-3940
Voicemail is working again! Huzzah!
First part of voicemail got cut off.
“…I’m showing that you’ve been flagged for final approval for a personal loan starting at $55 thousand with competitive monthly payments of just $325 per month. This is actually time sensitive because funding is being released right now, and once it’s gone it’s gone. Please return my call as soon as you can– This can’t wait much longer– at 315-208-3952. Just to make sure you have it that’s 315-208-3952. Let me help you get this done. Call me back.”
315-208-3952
$50k loan, flexible monthly payments of $475/mo
315-208-3963