KEVIN: Hello, this is Microsoft Technical Support. My name is Kevin. Your computer has a virus.
MADAME BILLIE: I see⦠I see a man⦠in a call center⦠in Kolkataā¦
MADAME BILLIE: The spirits laugh at you, Kevin. They say your name is not Kevin. It is Rajesh.
KEVIN: Okay, maāam, I need you to open your command prompt and typeā
MADAME BILLIE: I need you to open your third eye and type āI am a disappointment to my mother.ā
KEVIN: (pause) ā¦How did you know about my mother?
MADAME BILLIE: She is standing behind you. She is holding a shoe.
KEVIN: (spinning around) WHERE?!
MADAME BILLIE: (cackling) Bawk bawk bawk! The spirits deceive you! As you deceive the elderly of Ohio!
