World Famous Psychic šŸ” –Billie's lost relative?

KEVIN: Hello, this is Microsoft Technical Support. My name is Kevin. Your computer has a virus.

MADAME BILLIE: I see… I see a man… in a call center… in Kolkata…

MADAME BILLIE: The spirits laugh at you, Kevin. They say your name is not Kevin. It is Rajesh.

KEVIN: Okay, ma’am, I need you to open your command prompt and type—

MADAME BILLIE: I need you to open your third eye and type ā€œI am a disappointment to my mother.ā€

KEVIN: (pause) …How did you know about my mother?

MADAME BILLIE: She is standing behind you. She is holding a shoe.

KEVIN: (spinning around) WHERE?!

MADAME BILLIE: (cackling) Bawk bawk bawk! The spirits deceive you! As you deceive the elderly of Ohio!

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